So I was talking to my father-in-law the other morning over breakfast about the insane level of rednecks living in his area. Aside from a love of burning things in his yard, he's very NOT rednecky. Anyway, we were talking about the "these colors DO NOT RUN!" and "Palin" and other eagle/flag related stickers that are more prevalent than liquor stores in the ghetto when he told me about the newest in Redneck Halloween trends.
Pumpkin throwing.
You can just throw regular, or shot put style or OR you can use the catapult. Yup, I said catapult.
First reaction: AWESOME. I want to do this. How fun would it be to catapult a pumpkin and watch it smash against a target or a building or a truck with a fucking Palin/Eagle decal on the back window!
Second reaction: There are people starving in the world and we THROW. OUR. FOOD. In your face, starving children!
*hang head*
That said, I'd want a slingshot. But not like this guy. He seems like if he lets go, he'll be eating humble (pumpkin) pie.
Pumpkin throwing.
You can just throw regular, or shot put style or OR you can use the catapult. Yup, I said catapult.
First reaction: AWESOME. I want to do this. How fun would it be to catapult a pumpkin and watch it smash against a target or a building or a truck with a fucking Palin/Eagle decal on the back window!
Second reaction: There are people starving in the world and we THROW. OUR. FOOD. In your face, starving children!
*hang head*
That said, I'd want a slingshot. But not like this guy. He seems like if he lets go, he'll be eating humble (pumpkin) pie.
And don't forget "punkin chunkin" where they use MACHINES and there's a World Championship.
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