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Friday Quotes

"Baby's crying, Harley's on fire. Shit's goin down man."

"I am French. I drink peeeeeee. I eat babies."

"It smells like soy factory and pig."

"When my mother was born, she could not vote. My daughter got to vote for her mother in this election."

"I travel all over this country and in red and blue states alike: all people really want is Money, naughty sex, and good Barbeque."

"McCain says he'll follow Osama to the gates of hell. He didn't even follow him to the gates where he lives"

A "I can't kill animals. Like when I fish, I always throw them back."
Hours later while walking down a country road
B "Did you see that squirrel? He was completely flat."
A "Oh my god. I knew I hit it, I knew it. Oh, I feel so horrible."
B "There had to have been 40 or 50 cars that've run over him since you hit him. I mean all that was sticking up was his little paws."
A looks horribly distressed
B "Maybe you could cut one off and use it like a little rabbit foot."

"Dogs learn a lot from assholes."
"There's a lot to be learned from assholes."

"I like your shape."
"My shape, what shape is that?"
"Hourglass, mmmmm. {pause} Except instead of being full of sand, you're full of baloney."
"Hey, watchitnow, that's piss and vinegar to you."

"We should be able to stand up and disagree on the issues, without questioning each other's patriotism."

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  1. I really like the comment about disagreing, and NOT questioning the other's patriotism. I'm also irritated that too many people believe that not being in favor of the war in Iraq and Afganistan means you are opposed to the military personnel fighting there.

    "I should like to be able to love my country and still love justice." Camus

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