"Burnt sienna is a crayon you slanderous prick!"
"Boo-yah! I'm not dumb! I may not know what 12 minus 5 is, but I'm not dumb! Who cares if I can't add?"
"Due to my own rules, my date must contain honky tonk and/or badonka donk."
"Free your mind, and your ass will follow."
"Fuck you! I don't mean you, I mean...
oh no, I fuck the same you that you're referring to."
"I don't have a problem with kids learning to hit the pipe, I'm just sayin put em on the baby pipe first."
"If you lip slide my rail, I'll nose press your box."
I quit. Sort of.
2 days ago