"Burnt sienna is a crayon you slanderous prick!"
"Boo-yah! I'm not dumb! I may not know what 12 minus 5 is, but I'm not dumb! Who cares if I can't add?"
"Due to my own rules, my date must contain honky tonk and/or badonka donk."
"Free your mind, and your ass will follow."
"Fuck you! I don't mean you, I mean...
oh no, I fuck the same you that you're referring to."
"I don't have a problem with kids learning to hit the pipe, I'm just sayin put em on the baby pipe first."
"If you lip slide my rail, I'll nose press your box."
WTF, me. #solareclipse2017
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