"I hate the taste of three day old bladder water."
(In Front of the restrooms) "Is this the business office?"
"Well it is the office where you do your business."
"wait a second, I forgot that I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. FACEFUCK is my favorite word. GETSOME
PS: Poor Sextus"
"Well, if he wants to date himself he's going to WISH he'd learned how to suck cock and like it.Seems to me...Fortunately, for him, it starts with something mushroom-shaped."
"I would totally show your boobs to jump in a foam pit!"
"And yes, I have shaved my ear."
"Are you writing down a list of things to do like shave your ears?"
"How can you tell if a cock is Australian?"
"It rotates counterclockwise."
"I will try mushrooms six times if you will give sucking cock a fair try. Six times. And you can’t make any faces while you’re swallowing. Okay?"
I quit. Sort of.
2 days ago