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"The base area for one of North America's best ski spots, Silverton Mtn. One chairlift, the "lodge" is an army-style tent, the "rental shop" is an old school bus wedged in the snow, and avalanche beacons are required. Suck on that fur coats and martinis."

"If I have to pull up my big girl panties and deal with it one more time the elastic is going to break and I really will have to show my ass!"

"Its groggy with a 70% chance of sleepies this afternoon... I think I just ate the sticker on my fruit"

"So realized all my maternity clothes are black. Clearly being pregnant has made me a ninja."
"now that's something i'd like to see, Look Out!! it's the Pregnant Panther!! she'll strangle you with the umbilical cord!!!"

"A long time ago in a galaxy Favre, Favre away."

"The last combat unit left Iraq today. I am officially no longer fighting a war. I'm not sure what I'm fighting, but I'm definitely fighting something."
"Its a re-branding dispute. Our culture's dumb sometimes. Or maybe its a cold. You could definitely be fighting a cold."
"It's Operation New Dawn. I think we're fighting vampires"

"My cat does unholy things to captured crickets."
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  1. BubbaAugust 20, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    I absolutely HATE fruit stickers! Great quotes!


    WORD VERIFICATION: instano
    DEFINITION: a response given before a child even finishes asking something that the mother knows is unsafe, stupid, messy, expensive and/or annoying.

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  2. TammyAugust 21, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    Hee hee...maternity ninja!

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  3. MJAugust 29, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    My cat does unholy things to crickets... now THAT made me laugh.

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