Friday Quotes: The Game
Apparently people play this game in their heads when they read this anyway so here's your chance to make it interactive. Guess who said each quote. You can post your answers in the comments. The person with the most correct answers gets.... the joy of being right. What? I don't paid for this blog, so you'll have to find self satisfaction wherever you can.
Let the Games Begin!
1. "She's so dumb she thinks 'soy milk' is Spanish for 'I am milk'."
2. "Yeah... I didn't sit next to him on spaghetti day."
3. “Its just like when you don’t think about something, you know, and then you think about something.”
4. "What, you're my fucking mom? What, you shat me out of your womb?"
5. “I just had all of this emotion, and it burst forth from my face.”
6. “Chances are if you're reading it and you think its Heath, its probably Heath.”
7. “He drinks whiskey, or Izze, or liquored up Izze.”
8. "You’re such a special flavor of dork."
9. "Cheers to boozie Izze"
10. "Booty fuck Wildernest?"
11. "I'm planning on throwing myself a surprise 30th birthday party, and when everyone arrives, I'll say 'surprise!' Oooh, maybe I could tell them where we're going as part of the surprise."
12. "Do you have a fake Facebook account?"
"Yeah, its hangin' out with my fake gmail account I use to check my fake google calendar. Do you want to be my friend on my fake Facebook account?"
13. "Getting tattoos makes me horny."
"And that's how you make Brianne leave."
14. In Parking Lot at Keystone
A "Spare-a-juana?" (to passersby)
B "Nah man, good luck with that."
C "Yeah man, I might have some spare-a-juana."
D "There's a pocketfull of pebbers in it for you... Wanna take a ganjala ride with us?"
C "Why yes. Yes, I would."
15. "Somebody should name a brewery after the dam. It could be The Dam Brewery. And they could make a bunch of Dam Beer."
"Then you could get a dam job there."