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Friday Quotes! The GAME

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Friday Quotes: The Game

Apparently people play this game in their heads when they read this anyway so here's your chance to make it interactive. Guess who said each quote. You can post your answers in the comments. The person with the most correct answers gets.... the joy of being right. What? I don't paid for this blog, so you'll have to find self satisfaction wherever you can.

Let the Games Begin!

1. "She's so dumb she thinks 'soy milk' is Spanish for 'I am milk'."

2. "Yeah... I didn't sit next to him on spaghetti day."

3. “Its just like when you don’t think about something, you know, and then you think about something.”

4. "What, you're my fucking mom? What, you shat me out of your womb?"

5. “I just had all of this emotion, and it burst forth from my face.”

6. “Chances are if you're reading it and you think its Heath, its probably Heath.”

7. “He drinks whiskey, or Izze, or liquored up Izze.”

8. "You’re such a special flavor of dork."

9. "Cheers to boozie Izze"

10. "Booty fuck Wildernest?"

11. "I'm planning on throwing myself a surprise 30th birthday party, and when everyone arrives, I'll say 'surprise!' Oooh, maybe I could tell them where we're going as part of the surprise."

12. "Do you have a fake Facebook account?"
"Yeah, its hangin' out with my fake gmail account I use to check my fake google calendar. Do you want to be my friend on my fake Facebook account?"


13. "Getting tattoos makes me horny."
"And that's how you make Brianne leave."

14. In Parking Lot at Keystone
A "Spare-a-juana?" (to passersby)
B "Nah man, good luck with that."
A "S-s-Spare-a-juana?"
C "Yeah man, I might have some spare-a-juana."
D "There's a pocketfull of pebbers in it for you... Wanna take a ganjala ride with us?"
C "Why yes. Yes, I would."

15. "Somebody should name a brewery after the dam. It could be The Dam Brewery. And they could make a bunch of Dam Beer."
"Then you could get a dam job there."
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  1. meNovember 14, 2008 at 9:13 AM

    They aren't numbered, I refuse to play.

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  2. Karin MitchellNovember 14, 2008 at 9:48 AM

    All fixed up, just for you ms. princess Brianne.

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  3. meNovember 14, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    Oooh, ooh...I am so excited now. Okay, here goes...

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  4. meNovember 14, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    Um, QUEEN Brianne. Thanks.

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  5. meNovember 14, 2008 at 10:55 AM

    1. "She's so dumb she thinks 'soy milk' is Spanish for 'I am milk'."
    Your girl friend that I can never remember her name...

    2. "Yeah... I didn't sit next to him on spaghetti day."
    Your brother

    3. “Its just like when you don’t think about something, you know, and then you think about something.”
    Random chick in DU's bathroom

    4. "What, you're my fucking mom? What, you shat me out of your womb?"
    Karin

    5. “I just had all of this emotion, and it burst forth from my face.”
    Heather

    6. “Chances are if you're reading it and you think its Heath, its probably Heath.”
    Karin

    7. “He drinks whiskey, or Izze, or liquored up Izze.”
    Me!

    8. "You’re such a special flavor of dork."
    Karin

    9. "Cheers to boozie Izze"
    ME!

    10. "Booty fuck Wildernest?"
    Stupid Heather!

    11. "I'm planning on throwing myself a surprise 30th birthday party, and when everyone arrives, I'll say 'surprise!' Oooh, maybe I could tell them where we're going as part of the surprise."
    Silly Karin

    12. "Do you have a fake Facebook account?"
    "Yeah, its hangin' out with my fake gmail account I use to check my fake google calendar. Do you want to be my friend on my fake Facebook account?" Bri and Karin


    13. "Getting tattoos makes me horny."
    "And that's how you make Brianne leave."
    Heather and Karin

    14. In Parking Lot at Keystone
    A "Spare-a-juana?" (to passersby)
    B "Nah man, good luck with that."
    A "S-s-Spare-a-juana?"
    C "Yeah man, I might have some spare-a-juana."
    D "There's a pocketfull of pebbers in it for you... Wanna take a ganjala ride with us?"
    C "Why yes. Yes, I would."
    Ha,ha

    15. "Somebody should name a brewery after the dam. It could be The Dam Brewery. And they could make a bunch of Dam Beer."
    "Then you could get a dam job there."
    someone who is late

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  6. AnonymousNovember 14, 2008 at 11:21 AM

    I only get them when it's dean... lame

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  7. Karin MitchellNovember 14, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    Brianne you got 9 right.
    Kelley, in this game, I'm pretty sure its funnier when you guess wrong.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 15, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    Well, but I wanted to win...

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  9. heather c.November 15, 2008 at 10:57 PM

    Umm..."Stupid Heather?" Excuse me?? Dammit, I had a shot this week, since half of them were mine! Or said by random stupid girls in the DU bathroom that I overheard. Or in response to one of mine.

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  10. heather c.November 16, 2008 at 5:47 PM

    Um, just because I haven't sold out and become domesticated and don't have a social life anymore does not make me prissy. That's an extra three laps for you, wussy.

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  11. AnonymousNovember 17, 2008 at 9:38 AM

    Kelley, you're just sooo competitive!
    mja

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  12. meNovember 18, 2008 at 8:03 AM

    Kelley,
    You must ALWAYS play to win! Don't let anyone tell you different.
    Oh, and play dirty if you have to. It is all about the win. :)
    -B

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  13. Karin MitchellNovember 18, 2008 at 7:45 PM

    Next week I will announce winners. Yes, winnerS. There will be awards for most correct, funniest guess, and dirtiest lie. Unless I think of more.
    Kelley- I swear I have told Brianne practically nothing about you. How incredibly apropos that she should mention playing dirty to YOU!
    Brianne- you have invited the monster into your home. Be afraid.

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  14. AnonymousNovember 18, 2008 at 9:45 PM

    HEE HEE...

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