So last night when they called the election, the bar did not have champagne. The bar tender told me that he'd let me bring some in from the liquor store though. So off I went and bought as much cheap champagne as we could carry. We popped the cork outside and I passed the bottle to strangers and friends alike.
One woman got a snotty look on her face and said
"I am NOT for Obama. We're going to have more buildings blown up now..."
me "Well Fuck you with a big blue dick then!" mumbling now "maybe you'll relax then."
from background "Hope is stronger than fear!"