"Wow. Now I want to get an applesauce enema, shove chopsticks under my toenails, and kick a wall. Unless this post and all the comments are a joke?"
"My dick is so hot its stolen, your dick look like Gary Coleman"
"Who will teach the disabled to shoot guns if not you, Heath?"
"I'm actually wondering if there is a way to have dirty talk without cursing. Let's run through a few test cases:
"Oh, your manliness is so manly."
"Smack my rump."
"Your aeriola are as large as dinner plates."
I'm hot already."
"When dressing to travel by air, it's helpful to think of yourself as a mental patient."
"Karin? Wait is that the pooh girl?"
"You have really good parenting skills, especially considering you don't have any kids of your own, you know? I thought I'd give you an actual compliment instead of all those back handed ones I usually give you and then hear about later from someone."
Layers, So Many
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