Today ChompSki, our boxer dog, was especially annoying. He just kept wanting to go outside. Our yard's not fenced. But ChompSki usually sticks close by. He stays to the back yard, does his business maybe visits the creek behind our house for some mountain spring water, then heads back to the sliding glass door. Today though, he kept going in front. He's not allowed to do that. He knows he's not allowed to do that. He normally behaves pretty well. Not today.
So when I got the baby all packed up to go to a lunch date, I notice a skeleton on the driveway. I should mention that I've been watching way too much Bones. What? Its what I've been doing while breast feeding. You can't read while breast feeding.
So when I see the carcass in the driveway, I think its a body. And then I realize what a spaz I am. And what a gross dog I have.
No kisses for ChompSki today.
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What an asshole.
1 day ago
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Bones is totally acceptable to watch while breastfeeding. You know what I watched? The Sopranos. I figure violence and profanity can't scar a something-month-old, least of all one pointed away from the screen and fully occupied with more important activities.
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