I think I've hit my sexual peak. Know how I know?
Cuz while watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious for the first time in like 20 years, I practically licked the screen. What the hell? In case you've forgotten Delirious, its standup with Eddie Murphy from 1983. This is what he's wearing
Tight. Red. Leather.
Gross, right? I thought so too. At a minimum, its tacky and silly and should NOT make any straight woman my age think of sex. Then he turned around and I totally wanted to maow on his butt. Did I mention he's 22 in this video? Not only am I gross, but I'm also a perv aparently.
And that's how you know: Sexual Peak. Welcome to 30.
P.S. You should netflix it if you haven't seen Delirious in a while, cuz its funny. Really, really.
I quit. Sort of.
2 days ago