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I think I've hit my sexual peak. Know how I know?

Cuz while watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious for the first time in like 20 years, I practically licked the screen. What the hell? In case you've forgotten Delirious, its standup with Eddie Murphy from 1983. This is what he's wearing

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Tight. Red. Leather.

Gross, right? I thought so too. At a minimum, its tacky and silly and should NOT make any straight woman my age think of sex. Then he turned around and I totally wanted to maow on his butt. Did I mention he's 22 in this video? Not only am I gross, but I'm also a perv aparently.

And that's how you know: Sexual Peak. Welcome to 30.

P.S. You should netflix it if you haven't seen Delirious in a while, cuz its funny. Really, really.
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  1. LoraSeptember 10, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    lady, welcome to the club.

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  2. JudithSeptember 10, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    Well, that belt is a little phallic.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2009 at 10:31 PM

    Hopefully you'll be peaking for at least 30 years!! Guys peak young, we continue FOREVER!!
    MJA

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  4. Karin MitchellSeptember 14, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    Dirty 30!
    I watched it again this weekend. I'm a weirdo.

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