"Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you have a date for Valentine's Day
I hope he gives you herpes"
"I went to a restaurant and ordered a dessert called 'Death by Chocolate', but it only made me stronger."
"…feeling a little oogly and fogley, but it may just be the sloodge in her froodle."
"A lot just happened in my brain in the last 25 seconds. I had an argument with myself which I won."
"She's her own one-person telephone game."
"Haikus can be fun,
but sometimes they don't make sense.