So I went to A Basin to say goodbye to my favorite thing on EARTH for four months. *wipes a tear* And also to register voters. I'm not really the best at approaching strangers but did very well there because 1, its skiing, and 2, I had a great line. "If you give me a beer, I'll register you to vote." I can't believe that worked. I had plenty of people give me beers who were already registered too. The best part is two of us registered 65 voters. What a great thing skiing in the sunshine is!
So I wrote this book and I think it's pretty decent. That's the feedback I'm getting anyway, which is bitchin' really since I have a degree in Education, NOT writing. Plus, this is my first try, so really I should be happy, right? But, turns out writing the book is maybe the easy part. The publishing is another story. You have to find a Literary Agent. To do this, you have to write a 1-3 page letter to many literary agents to convince them to read a sample chapter. Send it with a Self addressed stamped envelope (SASE) and wait. there's more but I'm already experiencing a high level anxiety just writing about this part. In my letter, I'm supposed to explain who I am, what my book's about, why I'm qualified to write it, why its sicky illy good, who'll read it, and on and on. AHHHHHhhhhh! This shit scares me. Also, I'm supposed to be witty, clever, literary, and junk. Oh and explain a 300 page book in a sales pitch. I'm not a frea...
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