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Between Families Between Families
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Friday, July 18, 2008

Friday Quotes

"besides, we need to celebrate. 'David' is a Girl Scout and I can think of nothing more fitting." Employee about their jerkboss's last day

"Religious views: at a fork in the road, I go left..."

"Do you mind if I show my slug mating video while we wait?"

"Mom, why are the bears in armor fighting?"
"I don't know why, but that's not very nice. Jews don't do this, we solve our problems by talking."

Brunette (looking at her crotch): Helllllllooooooo!?
Blonde: Are you talking to your vagina?
Brunette: No, my chlamydia.
Blonde: I think you're talking to your vagina.

"And the dogs? How much do you feed them?"
"One pussy scoop."
Food Bowl


Brianne Snow said...

I always feed Kodi 2 pussy scoops...does that make him more or less of a pussy


Gina said...

OMG pussy scoop sounds so yuck! I think that I will use it as an insult. I'm becoming bored of twatwaffle.

Silly Swedish Skier Says So said...

You can totally use pussy scoop if I can use twatwaffle. That's going to be my new favorite insult!