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Between Families Between Families
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Monday, July 14, 2008

Juicy White Trash

I'll preface this by saying I LOVE people watching.

We were at the airport in Denver and I saw this woman probably in her forties, wearing a semi trampy playboy bunny sweat suit. I tend to think no truly self-respecting woman wears that fucking bunny, but hey. Then she turned, and I saw the biggest "I'm a HO!!" stamp ever. The pants had "juicy" across the butt. You know you're a ho when...

I think it would be funny to make pants that had "scratch n sniff" on the butt and a rose. He he.

So the male equivalent? Tattoos. Men get the stomach arc tattoo and inevitably what they get imprinted in themselves is aweful. I love tattoos, but god think em through. I saw a guy at the pool with 314 across his. Gooooooooo area code! The worst thought about that is, that guy probably never leaves his area code.

I'd like to encourage my computer nerd friends to get http:// stomach arc tattoos... any takers?

I didn't think so.

The worst stomach arc tattoo ever though, is a guy who got "white trash" tattooed on his stomach. Wow, he should go out with the juicy playboy bunny lady, but only if they're sterilized first.

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