"I’d rather shit in a bowl, sprinkle a bit of sugar on it, pour milk over it, and eat it.”
"We've bonded over composting."
"Oh my god. My butt's so cold it feels like I have to poop."
"Pinko commie redneck leechbutt twatwaffle! I almost peed."
"My corn's growing nicely, well actually not fast enough. The other day I had to pee really bad..." A scientist on her field work.
"Your see-through underwear is all impressive but mine's trash. You had to buy your see-through underwear. I earned mine."
"I surreptitiously studied these invalids, their twisted hands, their closed faces, these parcels of life hunched in upon themselves. One of them caught my eye, and I ventured a smile. He responded by sticking out his tongue."
"No one's really all that jolly at your happy hour."
"I surreptitiously studied these invalids, their twisted hands, their closed faces, these parcels of life hunched in upon themselves. One of them caught my eye, and I ventured a smile. He responded by sticking out his tongue."
"No one's really all that jolly at your happy hour."
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