"I'm Selfish, Impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best" -M. Monroe
"Oh my god, now I'm picturing the creepy banjo guy's crazy eyes while he's have sex. Icky, icky o-face!"
"Sounds like the angel that got screwed over on his name: the Incubus, the Sucubus and the Fukuba."
"that's normal, aaron. most women do have asymmetrical breads."