"Did you say penis eye? Like 'a penis for an eye' instead of 'an eye for an eye'?"
"No, its when you get a penis in your eye" *girl gestures will fist toward eye*
"Is that like a penicorn?"
"No. I'm sorry, Your idea is very far fetched."
"If you had pachouli goggles, you'd see a blob coming your way."
"I hate corgies!"
"They're like furry sausages."
"That kinda makes me want to throw up in my mouth."
(Group of skiers on the hill) "OW, OW, OWWWWWWWWWW!!!" (as in coyote howling) "OW OW, OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! wOOOOOOOHOOOO, OW, OWWWWWW!!!!"
(jokesters from the lift) "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOO!!!! MOOOOOO!!!!!MEOWWWWW!!!!"
19 hours ago