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Friday Quotes!

"You are sexting a monkey and getting turned on."

"The fairyest of drag queens and 3 year olds have the same taste in music."

"Michelle's brow furrow turned into a brow spasm at age 13."

"You spit something up on my boob and made me pick it off and put it in my drink."

"The fruit is getting good and sucked."

"If you ever want to fuck again, I'm gonna buy you an iPhone cuz there's an app for that."

"Karin is a whore. Yeah, your wife is a whore and it is quite a video."

"He got nomigranite"

".... inappropriate"
"Innapropriate comments? That's what little girls are made of."
"Girls are made of Adderall."

"We thought WE were having a normal conversation. We were just talking about animal sex."

"I've been hit with 14 hoola hoops and slapped in the face with hippie smell and I don't even know."

"I'm just glad you don't have a fucking rainbow, you bilingual elf."

"It has been brought to my attention that I may owe you an apology. Something about a slipping incident, then holding you down with my foot, and a camera. Yup, consider me sorry."

"Windy.The manger across the street blew over: Joseph rolled down a hill, Mary is trapped under a bench, and I think Jesus is in a tree. "

"I know you told me something you wanted for Christmas but now I can't remember what it was."
"Gray socks."
"No wonder I couldn't remember. That's the boringest shit I've ever heard."

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  1. meDecember 11, 2009 at 7:36 AM

    ouch.

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  2. LoraDecember 11, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    my son loves glampop
    Lady Gaga
    Mika
    Scissor Sisters
    all of it.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 14, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    The fairyest drag queens and 3-yr-olds also have about the same taste in clothes!!
    mja

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  4. AnonymousDecember 14, 2009 at 8:01 PM

    But I neeeed gray socks. How 'bout an electric toothbrush. I think I also need something with batteries.!
    mom

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  5. Karin MitchellDecember 17, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    Hey ma-that sounds vaguely dirty.

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