""I told Hannah that she could watch a movie after I stopped being deranged and she started crying because that was going to take too long and the movie is only a one week rental"
"Daddy, why is there a hippie van at Starbucks?"
"I guess some hippies want coffee."
She laughs, "Hippies don't drink coffee!"
""Mutha Earth is sick of my sass" reads "motherfucker sucks my ass" if you squint your eyes and know you're on Karin's Facebook page."
"Sorry, I won't interrupt you while you're talking to yourself again."
"I don't think you should be traveling cross country when you are 9 months pregnant (and your vagina is large enough for a minivan to drive through without even touching the sides)"
WTF, me. #solareclipse2017
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