"I don't have anybody to tell on you to. Maybe I'll just moan. ahhh."
"maybe I'll call your mom... Marshaaaa!!!"
"You know that part in Fantasia with all the bubbles? It makes me think of boobies." (a four year old)
"Do you mind if I just hum while you talk?"
"I could paddle a canoe faster than this lift"
"I smell what you stepped in."
"If I had a blog, I'd call it who peed in your cheerios"