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So this is what I saw on the floor. And I thought, "what the hell is that? A piece of taffy, wait no we don't eat taffy. A piece of the great pillow cases that Amber made for us
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No. No frogs.
What the hell is it?
I picked it up.
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"Oh god. Rob got so annoyed with the cat and the LSAT one day that he smashed her tongue! Its sweet Meowmixalot tongue. Oh the humanity!"
But then I saw her and she yawned.
Completely at a loss. I searched the bathroom. Only to find... a bottle of Pepto-Bismol on its side without the lid completely sealed. It turns into fuscia plastic sheeting.

Isn't that weird!

So if you plan on eating like this
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Know that the pepto you'll need later does this
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Also, know not to clean it up right away. Just let it dry out for a few days cuz apparently it turns to plastic and you can just pick it up.
Weird.

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  1. dollginaMarch 15, 2008 at 8:52 PM

    That is so funny! And look at you, an expert with photos. Shucks.

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  2. Auntie JooMarch 22, 2008 at 5:47 PM

    No freaking way. This is quite a disturbing, yet intriguing discovery.

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