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Friday Quotes

"My skin doesn't want to experience the world, it wants to lay in a tub of lotion."

"What are 'feces'?"
"Baby mice"
"Ew!!!"

"I walked in and my wife was doing yoga to a tool video."

"Everyone's got something to hide except for me and my monkey"

"I want to get metal legs. Its a risky operation, but it'll be worth it."

"I think I might want to have kids soon.
Really, cuz I think I've spent the last three days drunk. We clearly had very different weekends."

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  1. What - no quotes??? but I missed them

    mom

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