Introducing *drumroll please* Friday Quotes: The Game Apparently people play this game in their heads when they read this anyway so here's your chance to make it interactive. Guess who said each quote. You can post your answers in the comments. The person with the most correct answers gets.... the joy of being right. What? I don't paid for this blog, so you'll have to find self satisfaction wherever you can. Let the Games Begin! 1. "She's so dumb she thinks 'soy milk' is Spanish for 'I am milk'." 2. "Yeah... I didn't sit next to him on spaghetti day." 3. “Its just like when you don’t think about something, you know, and then you think about something.” 4. "What, you're my fucking mom? What, you shat me out of your womb?" 5. “I just had all of this emotion, and it burst forth from my face.” 6. “Chances are if you're reading it and you think its Heath, its probably Heath.” 7. “He drinks whiskey, or Izze, or l...
I ski, teach, parent, write, read, swim, adventure. I get lost in my own mind, chewing on words and images. Sometimes something good comes out.
YAY FUCKERS! I get to be the first to trumpet my congrats on the new skibaby! IMPORTANT: DO NOT affix skis until AFTER baby is born.
ReplyDeleteAlso, little known secret: I am the father. All my nasty posts were potent enough to impregnate swedishskier. Internet conception.
YAY The Baby Kind!
TBK, MY GOD the paternity cases that'd chase you if the internet could make it so!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Squirt's first ski will be as soon as shim can hold a head up. Don't worry, I'll start easy taking a cross country ski with shim in the sling. No cliff drops the first couple of years.
Congrats on your upcoming Squirt. Hope all goes well.
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