I think the phrase "We're pregnant" is among the most ridiculous and irritating phrases. WE aren't anything. The man does not have to abstain from drinking, does not have to sleep 90 hours a week, does not purchase all new clothes that resemble tents, does not put cocoa butter anywhere on his body, nor does he GIVE BIRTH!
Its simple grammar:
I swim. He swims. We swim.
I ski. He skis. We ski.
I'm pregnant. He is pregnant. We're pregnant.
Annoying. Yuppies. Yipeee!
Wait a second... He cannot be pregnant. Therefore, WE cannot be pregnant. I am pregnant.
I have the gas, the swelling breasts, the weight gain, the sleepiness, the expanding uterus and the impending birth. "We're pregnant" is some caring and sharing, touchy feelie bullshit. Its akin to "we're in a bad mood today aren't we?"
Well fuck you, yes I am.
It’s casual Friday.
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