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Wednesdays' Weirdos: Le-A Mama

A woman came in to her child's school complaining that all the teachers were pronouncing her child's name wrong. The teachers and the principal passed the written name between them "Le-A." Each professional hunched over the name and attempted a pronunciation for the very large, frustrated mother.

Exasperated, she yelled "THE DASH AIN'T SILENT! ITS LA DASH UH!"

Making her this week's Wednesday's Weirdo: Le-A's Mama
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  1. meApril 29, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    wow. that one takes the cake...speaking of cake, saw this and thought of you.
    (see next comment)

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  2. meApril 29, 2009 at 9:32 AM

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  3. meApril 29, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/03/first-impressions.html

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  4. dollginaApril 29, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    Aw shit, grrrrrl. Is that forreal? PS Bri!!! I lurve cakewrecks.

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  5. meApril 29, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    ME TOO!!
    I have an addiction to that site...and this one.

    http://www.lovelylisting.com/

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  6. Karin MitchellApril 30, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    I'm sooo using that whenever people say we're pregnant. "Oh no, I'm sorry we're not pregnant, we're knocked up."
    I LIKE it!

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