I took the best picture of Rob in the bath tub reading a community organizing textbook and he won't let me keep it. He says I have to delete it even though you can even see any junk or anything. Its from the book up if you know what I mean... Not only that, but he's actually smiling in the picture. A real Rob smile, not that weird face he normally makes when he sees a camera that's somewhere between scared and needing to poop while fake smiling at the god awful dickie your grandmother just gave you for your Birthday. No this picture has a genuine smile in it. Its absolutely the most excellent picture.
"But, but... pleeeeaaseee, that's why I love you."
"No delete it. Right now."
"But (whining now) please."
"No"
"But, Why?"
"No"
"But"
"No."
Booooo. I told him if he asked me again in an hour, I'd delete it. I might cry.
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Don't let em bully you...blow the pic up to life-size. Then hang it at the break room in FIRC. Ah, the sweet smell of embarrassment.
"even though you can't see any junk"...omg, priceless.
I would but the only way he'd let me keep it was if I promised not to post it on the internet. Hmmm though I did not promise not to hang it at work....
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