Karin Mitchell's books on Goodreads
Between Families Between Families
reviews: 5
ratings: 8 (avg rating 4.75)

Friday, May 16, 2008

Friday Quotes

"Breaking News: CNN advises that all gas stations will start playing porn at the pumps so you can see someone else getting Fucked at the same time you are"

: So I tried to set my password to "Penis".

Girl: [...]
Guy: It said my password wasn't long enough."

"You know Superman?
Are you aware of Garfield?"

"I'm gonna fillibust yo' ass!"

"Your boobs are awesome. But -I'm just gonna have to do this. [Pulls up employee's neckline.] Because...I just wanna dive in there. Head-first."

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