"Don't pee on Escalante"
"How much do clothes cost in the matrix?"
"Hey, what do you think about interracial marriage?
What, you mean like gay people?"
"Q. What experience do you have in this field?
A. I once read a book. I forget what it was called, but I figured this gave me the go-ahead to call myself an expert in the field of literature."
"Now maybe I am the favorite child for a bit. My sister thinks she is so cool ever since she pushed out a 10 pound grandson for her. Like that was harder than making a whole scrapbook!!"