Random Lists

Things that make me happy
Speed Metal eating all my purple Skittles. (What can I say, I'm a grapist.)
New Skis in general but right now the new K2 Hellbents... sexy, sexy bitches
Kelly calling me a "snowtard"
Kurt using my book on his facebook update

Things that suck
Going to Denver for training when there's snow here
Packing
Flies
Cavities

Things that strangely make me think of sex
Sexual Harassment training
Shaun of the Dead
Detachable shower heads (ok that's not really strange)
Steve Martin

Things that make me never want to have sex again
Two girls, one cup (if you have to ask... just trust me and don't)
Jack Black without a shirt on
Danny DeVito
Vaginal Contraceptive Film *shudder*