"Holy Mary giving Joseph a donkey show….what the fuck has happened to this blog?"
"She's crazier than a rat in a drain pipe."
"I just sold some used panties."
"Ew! Were they moist vagina panties? Or crisp molded ones? Heehee."
"You just got a lung full of Dean's butt. That was totally in Dean's butt and now its in your lungs."
"Gay kitties everywhere applaud you for your efforts. And yes, they are watching you on your balcony. The gay kitties, I mean. They're watching you."
"And what if they see something in my house that they like and come for it? Like my rare collection of dust bunnies or that weird doll I got for my birthday?"
"I don't believe in the moon. I think its the back of the sun."
"I paid you two thousand dollars and five hundred dollars as well."
"Has not hittin' a bitch been workin' for you? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hittin' a bitch achieved the desired results?"
Me *pokes steak with fork* "Ah, you tender, sexy pience of meat!"
Rob "Thank you."
Me "I was talking to the ninja."
(Rob's growing a ninja in a mug in the kitchen. Its my own fault for putting it in his stocking.)