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Friday, January 9, 2009

Friday Quotes!

"Holy Mary giving Joseph a donkey show….what the fuck has happened to this blog?"

"She's crazier than a rat in a drain pipe."

"I just sold some used panties."
"Ew! Were they moist vagina panties? Or crisp molded ones? Heehee."

"You just got a lung full of Dean's butt. That was totally in Dean's butt and now its in your lungs."

"Gay kitties everywhere applaud you for your efforts. And yes, they are watching you on your balcony. The gay kitties, I mean. They're watching you."

"And what if they see something in my house that they like and come for it? Like my rare collection of dust bunnies or that weird doll I got for my birthday?"

"I don't believe in the moon. I think its the back of the sun."

"I paid you two thousand dollars and five hundred dollars as well."

"Has not hittin' a bitch been workin' for you? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hittin' a bitch achieved the desired results?"

Me *pokes steak with fork* "Ah, you tender, sexy pience of meat!"
Rob "Thank you."
Me "I was talking to the ninja."
ninja in a cup
(Rob's growing a ninja in a mug in the kitchen. Its my own fault for putting it in his stocking.)

2 comments:

Kelly said...

"Were they moist vagina panties? Or crisp molded ones?"

Luckily, the crisp molded ones can be used for cheese processing.

Were you suggesting that Dean once had a fart in his butt that was breathed in by Holy Mary, thus giving her the power to heal?

We must know.

Silly Swedish Skier Says So said...

Yes.
Yes.
and Yes.