Wednesdays' Weirdos: Christmeth Presents

My mom has this really weird friend who acts super tweaked out and really she probably is, but also she's just weird. This is the series of things she put together to give my mom for a 60th birthday present. Also, the dumb meth head was in front of the restaurant waving wildly when we arrived for my mom's SURPRISE 60th birthday party.



Dumb bitch. So even if she weren't weird, I'd probably find a way to work her over on my blog. Since she's weird though, it works out nicely.

This is the hideous bag she gave my mom her birthday present in.



Notice how stylishly he sports it with a kitten inside. Did I mention he knows how to keep the cat in the bag, even if the crazy meth lady doesn't?

Not one



Not two



But four



Calendars

in the Christmeth present bag

Don't forget the sea salt,



And my mom's house key back



Just cuz.

Making her this week's Wednesdays Weirdo: Christmeth Present Giver