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Wednesdays' Weirdos: Christmeth Presents

My mom has this really weird friend who acts super tweaked out and really she probably is, but also she's just weird. This is the series of things she put together to give my mom for a 60th birthday present. Also, the dumb meth head was in front of the restaurant waving wildly when we arrived for my mom's SURPRISE 60th birthday party.

WOW cat card

Dumb bitch. So even if she weren't weird, I'd probably find a way to work her over on my blog. Since she's weird though, it works out nicely.

This is the hideous bag she gave my mom her birthday present in.

Rob keeps the cat in the bag even when crazy meth lady doesn't

Notice how stylishly he sports it with a kitten inside. Did I mention he knows how to keep the cat in the bag, even if the crazy meth lady doesn't?

Not one

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Not two

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But four

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Calendars

in the Christmeth present bag

Don't forget the sea salt,

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And my mom's house key back

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Just cuz.

Making her this week's Wednesdays Weirdo: Christmeth Present Giver
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  1. Michael from dadcation.comJanuary 7, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    I think sea salt was recently featured on "stuff white people like." Here, I guess it's "stuff crackers who love meth like," right?

    Did you get my interview questions? I sent it to the address on your blogger profile.

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