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Between Families Between Families
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ratings: 8 (avg rating 4.75)

Friday, January 30, 2009

Friday Quotes!

"What blood type does a rastafarian have?"
"B positive."

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel."

"Voila! The Wunder Boner!"
"My wife would like that!"

"I couldn't tell if she was being ignorant or condescending. But I knew it was one of them"

"and the world will be made of unicorns and rainbows then."

"Karin fuck 25 things, it just deleted mine."
"What it did? Can't you fuck em back somehow?"

"I like to use the word 'weird' as a verb."
"I like to use the word 'fuck' as a verb."

"I want to be pregnant so I can blame all the dumb things I do on pregnant brain."
"You can't teach a pregnant dog new tricks!"


Kelly said...

Funny- Funny- Funny. And weird, but not as a verb. Good work in gathering and offering these up.

The Beautiful Kind said...

I love these quotes! I want a Wunder Boner.

Also, did my daughter say the one about unicorns and rainbows?