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Battle Cats vs. Escalante

I spent some time with the great Battle Cats Juno and Bleaker on Friday.
Yes they look cute and cuddly,

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but I watched and saw the truth from those bendejos. They have moves.

Like the thumbless headlock

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The pointed tooth head bite

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The paw secured bitch slap

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The combined pointed tooth head bite paw secured bitch slap

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But Battle Cats are no match for The Great Escalante! Even with help, they could not help but jump back in fear of my teeth and their awesome pointiness.




I looked into the evil one's eyes, and kicked his Bleaker ass.

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But then the one they call Linnea got involved.

She tricked me into the bathtub with promises of easy prey.

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And then punished me

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Ahhhh the horror!

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Human young seem to have more defenses in water than I had predicted. Maybe that's why they left them on display in the lazy river at Waterworld... I think I may have discovered the hidden human plot to destroy The Great Escalante! You will never take me alive!!!!!!!!


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  1. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2008 at 6:54 AM

    Who had more fun, the kid, the adults, or the kittens??
    Thanks for the chuckles!
    MOM

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2008 at 5:50 PM

    I have some sweet Escalante photos for you. I also think he needs a song on his myspace page. One of those Ennio Morricone themes from the Clint Eastwood cowboy movies perhaps.

    -Matt

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