I spent some time with the great Battle Cats Juno and Bleaker on Friday.
Yes they look cute and cuddly,
but I watched and saw the truth from those bendejos. They have moves.
Like the thumbless headlock
The pointed tooth head bite
The paw secured bitch slap
The combined pointed tooth head bite paw secured bitch slap
But Battle Cats are no match for The Great Escalante! Even with help, they could not help but jump back in fear of my teeth and their awesome pointiness.
I looked into the evil one's eyes, and kicked his Bleaker ass.
But then the one they call Linnea got involved.
She tricked me into the bathtub with promises of easy prey.
And then punished me
Ahhhh the horror!
Human young seem to have more defenses in water than I had predicted. Maybe that's why they left them on display in the lazy river at Waterworld... I think I may have discovered the hidden human plot to destroy The Great Escalante! You will never take me alive!!!!!!!!
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