If yous been wondering, I am hiding. Shhhh....
Rob and Karin took me to Utah and as I got closer to my home, I became very homesick. I missed my wives and my prophet. But then those bendejos turned north and I never got to visit my families.
I sought comfort in food
But that got me in trouble.
Banished, I turned away from the path of righteousness and meat.
I drank and sponsored others' as well.
The path became unclear and before I knew it, I saw death in every corner.
But especially in the upper right hand corner.
I found out what it felt like to be upside down in your mortgage...
I did things I'm not proud of
That was when I decided it was time to go into hiding. To search out the path of righteousness and meat again.
To be continued...