Which one? Ninjas or nazis?
Piece of old pizza wrapped in a wal-mart bag. It either has olives or mold on it...I can't tell. I think it bit me.
"The world is a cruel place where kindness festoons in small pustules where cruelty has trapped it." -klm
"Beer and kitten- what more could you want?"
"It was really scary. I like kinda peed in my pants a little almost."
"He used to come and flirt with me all the time. He was like 60"
"Well, it won't be long till you got his money..."
"There's a girl I work with and she's got a problem I don't like to hear about."
"I'm guessing it has to do with the queefa."
"On a small scale I enable my sister to be an asshole at all times."
"I try not to worry what other people think too much but I feel kinda funny looking through the women's parts at the thrift store."
"I don't want to hear about anything that makes me think about men's assholes. Especially anything that makes me think about them flapping in the wind. Seriously, if they're making that whheeeewwwwwww noise, yech."
Layers, So Many
9 hours ago