Karin tried to call it a hiatus, but I was kidnapped by the one they call Linnea. She forced me through a set of trials she called "tumbling class."
First she made me walk the plank
Once I got the hang of it, I really liked it. She tried to get me down though, so I bit her.
Then she made me watch from the sidelines while she jumped on the trampoline.
Then I discovered pinche Esteban from bendejoslandia.
You did not doubt the great pointiness of the Great Escalante's teeth in battle did you?
I triumphed and became the lord of the rings
I rode the Pommel Horse off into the Sunset
I quit. Sort of.
15 hours ago