While watching the potentially hilarious debates tonight I suggest we all drink when:
1. Biden smiles broadly
2. Palin says "back in Alaaaahhhska" (I do a pretty good Palin for the record)
3. Anytime lipstick or pigs are mentioned
4. Anytime Biden's eternity in the Senate is mentioned (see also Chair of the Foreign Relations Committee)
5. Anytime Palin says something unfollowable.
Feel free to add your own rules! I know I'm looking forward to it all!
19 hours ago