"Just cuz you can do the robot to it, does not make it a good song."
"It smells like soy factory crossed with pig."
"Why do I have to be starting trouble? What, you see boobies and just automatically think trouble?"
"I really hope the Broncos are winning this debate."
"Karin is a big poopy pants."
"And for all you Joe Sixpacks out there playing drinking games, Maverick."
"I have a friend who gave up on leather."
"Its like trying to nail jello to the wall."
"I think the straight talk express lost a wheel back there."
"I'm gonna take that $5000 a year across state lines and buy fireworks with it."
"The best current offer is from a fun-loving scrubby-looking group of guys called "The Taliban": on the table is four cows, six virgins and 500 free hours on AOL."
WTF, me. #solareclipse2017
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