Meghann and Karin took me to Waterworld. I waited patiently as they snuck me in
Once we got past the gate, I got to look around at the wonder of waterworld.
Little did I know there would be a whole menagerie of animals around this thing they called the lazy river. It tasted like plastic packing peanuts, but there was good prey to stalk, (people just let their young float along without the slightest bit of concern... mmm yummy toddlers) so I enjoyed that for a while.
But then I wanted to try out the rides. So Meghann measured me
Some asshole called Wally questioned the ferociousness of the great Escalante!
I had to find him.
I snuck up, hunting him down.
I'm tall enough to ride that ride, you bucktoothed fucktart. Stupid, pussy two-toother, and he spits when you attack. Wally the Walrus is a wuss, and I'll make him my bitch.
The first meeting of the Bloggess Book Club
3 days ago