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Friday Quotes!

"I wonder what a cactus fruit popsicle tastes like. And if there will be a cure for AIDS in my lifetime."

"I also have concrete proof that the bermuda triangle is a parallelogram."

"the circus? Really? I much prefer you as a social worker who falls off her bike when drunk. Now that's a show!"

"We drank a lot of beers and played on the Wii Fit board."
"You got Wiinebriated?"
"Yeah! And if I get really good at it I'm gonna call myself a Wiinebriadore!"

"I think that Carrot Top and Fergie are seeing the same facial rejuvenatory specialist. It's hard to tell the two of them apart sometimes lately. And Joan Rivers and Steven Tyler look like twin lizards. Twizards."

"This is the kinda jukebox you can ride."

"Just cuz I got a peace sign on my shirt don't mean I won't go to war."

Birthday Quotes
"happy birthday! Take it easy drinking and Wiiing. Or biking. ps I fell off my barstool & thought of you yesterday."
"Happy birthday! Or the week! have fun, take a first aid kit with u! =)"
"You gonna sock some armless chick because shes got no balance? What do you think this is your birthday?"
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  1. LoraJuly 31, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    twice in a row!

    I forgot to tell you that I completely neglected to remember that I told you what I thought about mermaids, and when I saw last week's post I almost emailed you like "OMG!!! I thought the same thing about merginas! You have to tell me who said that!"

    and then I remembered and made a promise to myself not to drink so much this week

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  2. Michael from dadcation.comJuly 31, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    I like your quotes posts, even when I'm not among them!

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