Wed-nes-day. What a stupid word. And Colonial. Also stupid.
Who decided to give in to these stupid spellings?
Blah, blah, blah French people. Blah, blah, blah people in the dark ages writing with charcoal in the dust with their little finger nubbins. Blah, blah, blah. Muthaspellas! This week's Wednesday's Weirdo: Etymologists.
Its Whensday and Kernal. And I might have to even change it to Whensdays' Weirdos.
Take that, you stupid word freaks.